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Recent Movie Reviews

58 Movie Reviews

Hate the price? Get a job and make your boss pay for it. Write it off on taxes.
You mock the hunch? What hunch? Get a pneumatic mounting arm and make yourself stretch.

I have 83 Cintiq 22HDs, my tax fraud and posture are more powerful than ever.

Cartoon funnee doe

I'm more of a rats guy - if not for squishing, then why so squishy? Explain in 500 words or more

Best adaptation yet, well animated and composited. You, me, us all, Nosferatards

Recent Game Reviews

10 Game Reviews

I did not enjoy this at all. seriously...nothing original. nothing. this is like that flaming zombooka game except with an annoying pop star as the target, and annoying background music. I know people are just gonna vote this up because it features killing a hated public figure, maybe even because of the name, but seriously, the game just took the flaming zombooka engine and made it so it would get instant 5's. Quality and originality I say 0. Music especially I say 0.

fun, but too easy.

at first it was fun while trying to upgrade.
but now i have 10 buzzsaws, level 20 flow for each valve, and countless mines, turrets, and sentinels.
i pretty much just minimized the game, worked on flash for 30 minutes, checked facebook, and when i came back i had and over 2,000,000 combo. as i write this it is still going and i check it again and it is a 2,191-thousand-something combo.
im going to go to a game and leave this open and check my combo when i come back.

in short, it is just really, really, really easy once you get enough upgrades.

historical inaccuracy.

what the hell. greeks came after egyptians. egyptians came WAY before the greek civilization. if you're going to make a game on history get your facts straight.

+5 stars because its such a huge improvement from the first game. Also, i just wanted to settle some disputes about similarities between my franchise and yours. MINE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOURS.

Recent Audio Reviews

34 Audio Reviews

This is my favorite track in a long time! I could swear I hear some PLOK! influence and that's nothing but good~

Wow. Such range, passion and variety! You really are great at this.

Why aren't you doing this for a living yet, exactly?

Shock-Dingo responds:

Hah, thanks for the support dude! Heh, I'm trying to go the full time route, but it's a bit slow. Hopefully I can make some great headway for 2014. fingers crossed!

Welcome back to NG! I usually avoid using the e-word because it's so cliche, but I'll just come out and say it: this piece is epic. Grats, man. You've got this contest in the BAG.

Gravey responds:

Thanks buddy.

Recent Art Reviews

8 Art Reviews

"i WiLL aLwAYss LoOoVe yUo Homar"
-epasote numbar 37,211.4

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Even way back then, he was doing the black silhouette / bright white teeth thing.

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Professional animator / animation director, occasional music-maker, sci-fi-enjoyer overtaken by cynicism.

Evan Animates @vezanmatics

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