vezanmatics's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Spongebob Squarepants Anime - OP 1]

Ah, every anime opening cliche under the sun. Or is it more of an AMV? Anyway, hilarious!

[Water Spirit]

I was hoping that would happen. HAHA!

Nice, clean and simple art style. Love it!

[Ghosts]

Dang, now THAT'S quality. Since you set out to emulate the look and feel of renaissance-Disney you succeeded for sure! Some sound would make it go a long way, though.

[Cream]

I like it - a great representation of the way society responds to something that challenges it.

When something new (technology or idea) comes along and makes waves that threaten to upset the status quo, it's demonized by the powers that be, and ultimately neutered into something benign and unchallenging.

Cream jokes aside, this is the likely path we'll take when confronted with autocars, fusion, genetic engineering, superhuman A.I., matrix-style V.R., and FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM.

[Chosan juan Round 5 the Final]

aw shucks, looks like I'm beat! Welp.

*128 thumbs up*

[Paradox is out of HotDogs]

Hi Wiz and Zeu.

I love it.

Especially the end,

[TD-The Portfolio]

About the anime:

YES, YES, OMG YES.

SOOOOO Many fuckweebs think their anime is just so fan-fucking-tastic any judges just have to make an exception. I don't think that it's so much their ignorance or inability to follow instructions, so much as it is their breaking the rules deliberately to spite whoever made the rules because anime is OBVIOUSLY superior to basic fundamentals.

Knew a girl in my class who was obviously talented, but had only 2 or 3 anime OCs that she would draw over and over, stagnating and getting worse every time. When professors told her that she had to stop drawing anime and diversify, she went off on every one of them and dropped out. Moron.

That being said, I find your experiences very relatable and I enjoy watching them. Will you ever dabble in animation?

Raziberry responds:

I doubt it. I just don't have the time to learn and prefer the writing/speaking aspect storytelling.

[Bioshock: Excess]

Damn, you beat me to it.

My favorite moment in this game was in the beginning, when you walk into some random shop and there's a whole cake sitting on a small pedestal. Then you press one button and consume the whole thing for heath. My friend was like, "Holy crap dude, did you just eat an ENTIRE CAKE? Fatass."

Also, approximately how many bricks did you shit when you turned around and saw the Boy of Silence in your face?

[Incident:110A]

Yup, that'll teach me to upload a flash on the same day as Krinkels the Madness Guy. Awesome job as always!

My favorite part was when the yellow-blood guy got shot in the foot. Man up soldier, at least 5 of your friends just got crushed against a wall!