vezanmatics's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TD-The Portfolio]

About the anime:

YES, YES, OMG YES.

SOOOOO Many fuckweebs think their anime is just so fan-fucking-tastic any judges just have to make an exception. I don't think that it's so much their ignorance or inability to follow instructions, so much as it is their breaking the rules deliberately to spite whoever made the rules because anime is OBVIOUSLY superior to basic fundamentals.

Knew a girl in my class who was obviously talented, but had only 2 or 3 anime OCs that she would draw over and over, stagnating and getting worse every time. When professors told her that she had to stop drawing anime and diversify, she went off on every one of them and dropped out. Moron.

That being said, I find your experiences very relatable and I enjoy watching them. Will you ever dabble in animation?

Raziberry responds:

I doubt it. I just don't have the time to learn and prefer the writing/speaking aspect storytelling.

[Bioshock: Excess]

Damn, you beat me to it.

My favorite moment in this game was in the beginning, when you walk into some random shop and there's a whole cake sitting on a small pedestal. Then you press one button and consume the whole thing for heath. My friend was like, "Holy crap dude, did you just eat an ENTIRE CAKE? Fatass."

Also, approximately how many bricks did you shit when you turned around and saw the Boy of Silence in your face?

[Incident:110A]

Yup, that'll teach me to upload a flash on the same day as Krinkels the Madness Guy. Awesome job as always!

My favorite part was when the yellow-blood guy got shot in the foot. Man up soldier, at least 5 of your friends just got crushed against a wall!

[Batman Hates Bronies]

Eh, you had me until the end. -1 for that.

[No Service]

Excellent!

I think the reason you got so much attention for this, since you're wondering, is because it felt to me like you had a lot of SecretAgentBob-style humor in there. Did anyone else get that vibe?

Anyway, this was really funny. I like how you actually based this off a real guy you saw XD

WhiteLightning responds:

Yes...getting that quite a lot actually. A little pleased by it at first, but not so much now. I was thinking this one would be completely original, but it seems I'm accidentally imitating someone again |:(

[Awesome Noire]

one of the dangers of being an artist...

is that someone will invariably ask of you to draw them.

nice toon, man. "god these FUCKIN LIPSH"

[Jerry 2]

@bullseye7: APRIL FOOLS!!!

you're an idiot. obviously hes ripping on jerry seinfeld, one of the worst stand-up comedians ever since the 90's. im not sure as to why that would need an explanation.

Anyway, yeah this got me good. Good job, hotdiggity!
i just cant believe its been 4 years since the original :O

[The Dub Collab]

I am thrilled to have been a part of this collab.

Good job everybody!
It was really fun to watch this all come together.
Thanks to RicePirate for resurrecting this piece of gold!
And thanks to shockdingo for doing such an awesome job with my part!
ROBOTS FTW

[Incident:001A]

OMG.

very cool. i'm wondering though... why would they keep that blender so close to a ledge without any rails? i would install rails if i was in charge there.

oh yeah and the mag agent did blend ftw