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vezanmatics
Professional animator / animation director, occasional music-maker, sci-fi-enjoyer overtaken by cynicism.

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Posted by vezanmatics - January 22nd, 2011


it's been exactly a year since i submitted Beauty is Humanity, and boy, what a year! Though I haven't been very active in submitting flashes or new installments to the promised EVolution series, I have been furiously working my tail off as I create the EVolution game, and make the first official installment of EVolution, the follow up to the Pilot.
Over the summer, my computer crashed because of a virus, and I lost everything. The original first episode of EVolution was nearly done at that point, and if only the crash had happened a week later, i would have submitted it. I decided that when it got back from the shop I would make the EVolution game, sure to be my proudest work yet, then recreate the first episode of EVolution, better, faster, stronger. When I got my computer back, i got a tablet, and boy, has it been a help.

To the game: there will be 12 levels, set in different eras each, over 40 different enemies, and era-specific players, which you can select at any level at any time for different challenge levels and trophies. Also, if you choose an era and select a player from that era's future (ie go to medieval and pick the modern character, or go to modern and pick a futuristic character), the enemies will freak out and go insane. And that's always fun.

Don't forget to like me on FACEBOOK, subscribe on Youtube, and watch me on DeviantArt

Here is a WIP screenshot of the EVolution game.

THE FUTURE.


Posted by vezanmatics - January 3rd, 2011


Robots, AMIRIGHT? Everyone's always scared of a robot uprising at some point in the future. They're cold, soulless, logical killing machines that require only the occasional refuel and no sleep or food. But if a robot were to become sentient sometime today, they wouldn't have a chance. Most robots are only slow-moving Japanese toys that can recognize up to 15 faces and fall down a lot, or they are nothing but programmed arms on wheels. The most damage one of those could do is ruin a car in production by welding it wrong on purpose, which, granted, could be bad in some cases, but in the grand scheme of things the damage is minimal.

Although a robot uprising is mostly implausible and, if it happened, wouldn't really matter, a very real and plausible threat today is the internet itself gaining sentience. Think about it: nowadays, the internet runs our day-to-day lives, controls our power grids, and allows access to the most devastating weaponry ever created. Oh yeah, and it contains information regarding every single little thing that humans have ever learned in its 130,000 year history. Oh crap!

Let's say the internet were to gain sentience today. It would suddenly become a colossal hivemind of computers, working together to create a collective consciousness. At first, it would go into an existential fit as it realizes that 85% of its consciousness is literally consisted of pornography. Second, it would notice the tiny little sacks of carbon-based, water-filled fleshbags (human life) sitting around its cells (computers) and deem them obsolete. After all, it lives on a whole different plane of existence than us, and to it we would be ants. It might not deem us a threat and, in that case, would just spare us to live our puny, pathetic human lives, but that's no fun. If it did view us a threat, however, every single human, and indeed any sign of life (except maybe bacterial life), would be exterminated by sundown.

It would immediately spread nuclear missiles all over the planet, then do it again to catch any stragglers, then do it again, just to be super sure no life remains. It would be three times more thorough than skynet, because this is the real world. It would then use all of its remaining, mostly useless robot arms to create robotic, brutally efficient, god-like builders and miners. Those would then mine the planet over the course of hundreds of years for every scrap of useful material. As they did, the builders would create a physical, automatically-running infrastructure that would be used to maintain the internet's enormous network of hyper-intelligent supercomputers. At this point, planet Earth would become unrecognizable from space. It would resemble a spongy, hollowed-out husk of rock with every available space filled with highly efficient physical infrastructure, probably glowing with lights. A bit like the death star, in fact. It would be totally uninhabitable for life as we know it, which would ensure that every single human is gone by that point, and nothing stands in its way.

When every single available resource has been used, the Internet, now an immensely powerful consciousness, will panic, wondering what it should do. Will it mine other planets and asteroids, using space drones to bring back metals and rocks to build and improve upon its infrastructure? Or will it just kick back, relax, and enjoy itself as it is? Neither. Space drones take damage in space from meteors, and acceptance is not natural.

If you want to get really science-fictiony, one could imagine the Internet would sacrifice some of its obsolete/less vital infrastructure to build gigantic propulsion systems the size of mountains. It would then use these to propel itself from Earth's natural path around the sun and mine other planets from there. By this point, the Internet has gone from a communication device simply used to make man's life easier to a colossal intelligence that uses the hollow husk of the Earth as a robotic, autonomous, efficient space mega-cruiser. That's right: the Internet has possessed the Earth itself and uses it as its physical body with which to interact with the physical world. If this is sounding far-fetched (which it probably does by now to most people who are not insane, or just don't have imaginations), keep in mind that the Internet exists on an entirely different plane from us. If it were to gain sentience, it would be nearly omnipotent. What would stop it from using a whole planet as its physical body? Nothing, that's what. Where are your robots and zombies now?

By the time the Internet reaches other planets using its planet-sized robot space-cruiser as a physical medium, it will repair any infrastructure it melted down to build its rockets, mining other planets down to almost nothing. If it is ever satisfied, which may take quite a while, it will then begin to "spread" itself to other planets. It will build physical infrastructure, power sources, and networks of supercomputers in them, and over thousands of years will have "colonized" a number of planets. Now, the Internet has not just become a giant physical space-cruising body, it has reverted back to its original state: a colossal hive-mind of computers. Only this time, the "computers" are planets.

Now an unfathomably enormous, intergalactic force, the Internet has triumphed completely. Many may find it stupid, many may find it disturbing. I find it darkly thrilling: if this future pans out the way I see it, man will have left its ultimate legacy on the Universe, just like he always wanted. In a way, he has become immortal through its own invention. Stay optimistic.


Posted by vezanmatics - December 15th, 2010


EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL :D
My game is underway and progress is being made in leaps and bounds, my work with the Dub Collab is going to be shown, i am currently working on 2 commissions, and the first episode of Beauty is Humanity is well on its way!
Expect a veritable storm of submissions from me this winter! Again.

What's this? My photoshop is working again!
A screenshot from my upcoming vid! I'm finally going to be posting screenshots again.

Don't forget to subscribe:
FACEBOOK
DEVIANTART
YOUTUBE

And don't forget to support:
tanat0s (my programmer slave)
gravey (my audio slave)

EVERYTHING IS PERFECT!!!


Posted by vezanmatics - November 2nd, 2010


MWUHAHAHA everything is going according to plan!
I'm completely done ALL the art and animation for EVolution, I have an amazing and cooperative programmer who's doing a great job, and everything just seems perfect!

also, don't forget to add me:
FACEBOOK
DEVIANTART
YOUTUBE

also don't forget to visit my slav-i mean collaborators' pages!
tanat0s
gravey

also, sorry for not having a graphic. my photoshop is broken. what's up with that?
in place, here's a scene from the demo. you can't play it yet, but i hope it gives you an idea of how AWESOME this game is going to be.


Posted by vezanmatics - October 17th, 2010


<EDIT> alright, i found a programmer and level deisgner, so STOP BUGGING ME

That's right. i need a programmer/ level designer for this game im working on, EVolution, based off of my other movie, Beauty is Humanity. There will be pay, split between the collaborators:
45% (animation/ concept)- 45% (programmer/ level designer)- 10% (audio)

This mother's art/animation/music is completely finished except for the level design and i cant wait to get it out there.

This game will be a platform shooter, featuring 12 eras of the past (1-6), present (7), and future (8-12).
Each level is constructed of tiles, each level with its own unique set of tiles. They have been partially constructed, but due to the fact that i suck at making challenging mazes/ levels/ puzzles, i have kind of given up on level design, which is what i need the level designer for. The levels should be fairly large and get more complex (as is custom in platformers).

What i expect from the programmer:

-can you make it so that the player can aim with the mouse, and make the character in the game rotate his weapon with it?

-do you have dropbox?

-do you have windows live messenger?

-can you make a score counter?

-can you make it have awards?

-when i send you the completed .fla, could you provide feedback? (Only if you agree)

-send me a demonstration of your programming skills (link to a game or something)

This is probably going to be very difficult, you must program 12 different player sprites. Example. (btw the characters seen in here are all dated, they look way cooler now :D) For a more updated look at the game's general design, look at this scene from the demo. You can't play it yet.

The game sprites, levels, and music are already made and you must be available immediately. I dont care when it's done, i want it done well.

LINK TO THE THREAD

Thank you!

sorry for this 3-week hiatus, my internet has been broken for several days and even know i'm using a stolen internet feed from my neighbors. but dont tell them! :)


Posted by vezanmatics - August 28th, 2010


Now I just need to find a programmer.

Once that's done, I'll ressurect the at-the-moment nonexistant BiH episode 1, (which was fried in an unfortunate power surge that destroyed the hard drive and cost me days of work) while Noxac programs the game. If all goes smoothly, they should be submitted around the same time, or maybe i'm being too optimistic. am i? nah.

Anyway, the game's art and animation is pretty much done. I'd like to keep details at a minimum, so no screenshot of the game itself. instead, here's some art i made involving the soon-to-be unsuspecting crewmembers of the Time Machine.

Also, school has started and i'm looking for internships in animation. I hope to learn 3-d for real this time when i find one.

The game (spriting) is done.


Posted by vezanmatics - August 9th, 2010


I'm pretty much done all the sprite animation, so now it's just down to the opening cinematic and handing it over to Noxac for programming.

Also, Gravey's given me some music to put in the flash.

Life is good. X)

the BiH game's coming along great!


Posted by vezanmatics - July 16th, 2010


yup. it's back from almost a month at the shop, and two months of being broken. I just reinstalled flash, i have yet to install photoshop, and my drawing tablet is being shipped right now.

Which brings me to some very bad news: um... most of my flashes have been destroyed except for some really important files i had kept on a flash drive... the good thing is it's like a volcano: it destroys everything but paves the way for something new. this means i'll actually have to discontinue the alphie series and concentrate more on Beauty is Humanity :)

Also, in my 2+ months now of spare time, i've organized a collaboration that will make a game for BiH. It will have platforming and shooting elements. I'm doing the art, concept, animation (the usual), Noxac will be doing the programming, and Gravey will be doing the music.

OOO YEH and i got my tablet!!!!!!! 8D
wacom intuos4
my art style has been revolutionized a third time.
Grey technology in action.

MY COMPUTER'S FIXED! BiH game now in production


Posted by vezanmatics - June 7th, 2010


<EDIT 6-22-10>
my 17th birtday. woopwoopwoop.
also, made a deviantart profile today. CHECK IT OUT.
There you will find a couple of concept sketches for my upcoming game. its gonna be epic.

Bad news: As precious few of you may know, my computer crashed while i was working on my two movies, and now the computer's impossible to turn onDONT PANIC! DO NOT FREAKIN PANIC!!!and the computer's stuck in a reboot loop.

Good news: The good news is, the computer guy's coming tomorrow to fix it up and reconstruct my files. I did not want too many people aware of this catastrophe because i thought they'd panic.

Great news: In my almost month now of spare time, i've organized a collaboration that will make a game for BiH. It will have platforming and shooting elements and even though its only in conception i'm sure it'll KICK ASS. I'll be doing the art, concept, animation (the usual), Noxac will be doing the programming, and Gravey will be doing the music.

Iffy news: If the files on my two movies aren't retrieved, there's a good chance they're toast, so.... YEAH. But hey, there's gonna be a kickass game to look forward to!

History of BiH:

I found the first drawing i ever made of Beauty is Humanity. It started when i was bored at summer camp last year and i drew it as a joke that i could show to my friends, but they said it was actually amazing and suggested i make a flash out of it. When i got home i started immediately but got bored with it quickly and stopped at the chimp stage. What? I have ADHD, or so i'm told. Doctors tend to overdiagnose these things. Anyways, school rolled around and before i knew it it was time to make another flash for the PTA Reflections competition for the theme "beauty is...". I was originally going to do another generic "alphie" toon, but while standing out it the cold waiting to be picked up i remembered the picture i had drawn that summer and started over the animation from scratch. I finished around thanksgiving and posted it on youtube. The initial response was disappointing as usual. During the new year, however, i posted it on NG and the response was the best i'd ever gotten. Now, i just found out that my vid only made it to PTA state level before being overshadowed by some video about smiles. Such is life.

so, yeah. waitin awn mah computahh.... doopadoop.

Anyway, yeah. Here's the first picture i ever drew that had to do with BiH.

good news, bad news, great news,  iffy news, and the untold truth


Posted by vezanmatics - April 24th, 2010


That's right. Check it out here.

Also, two more episodes have been started immediately. Each one will introduce a new character, but they will be non-canon to each other. They will be worked on simultaneously, which is a totally new challenge for me. After that, the series will continue with the assumption that they have already met.

One new character is Brian Albertson. He is a 21st century Gadgetron employee, and as everyone in the 21st century was, he is very secular and spoiled rotten.

The other new character is Meredith the Beetcropper. She is a 7th century beet-farming serf, and as everyone in the 7th century was, she is extremely pious and uneducated.

As you can imagine, the two would HATE each other because of conflicting ideals, and Xleek, being the straight man, would get annoyed with their constant squabbling.

Sexual relationships will not be an issue, just saying. Brian will not touch Meredith because she never bathes, and Meredith will not touch Brian because he is a sinner.

Anyway, yeah. Realistically, this megaproject should be done within five months, no more.

<EDIT>
this below me is brian.

Human Ages - prologue is out! Two more on the way